Monday, January 07, 2008

Public Image

What do you when you are in a public restroom, aiming to pee and you see somebody's pubic hair on the seat? (I am not going to get into the lifting the seat before peeing argument now)
Here are the options:

a.Blow it away
b.Use some tissue and slide it into the pot
c.Ignore it
d.Pee on it so that it goes away

Usually I go for option c. This one time I chose option b. and when I walked out I saw that my friend's wife was next in line. I missed a Larry David moment by letting go of a chance of having to explain that the pubic hair on the seat was not mine.

I am glad I missed it.



1 comment:

D for Dawn said...

Why would your friend's wife and you use the same restroom?