Cartman's English

Cartman and Stan on phone, not knowing who is on the other end, talking with adult voices. These are two small kids who are friends but holding opposing views after watching 'Passion of the Christ'.

Cartman: Now stop wasting Mel Gibson's time, you little pussy prick.
Stan: Don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass.
Cartman: Yah. Well, I'd like to see you try. I'm, like, 6 feet tall.
Stan: Yah. Well, you sound like a little bitch to me.
Cartman: Bitch! Don't call me bitch, bitch!
Stan: Bring it on then, bitch!
Cartman: I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch.

I like brung more than brought, thunk better than thought and truthiness better than hmm, its a new word . This is one reason why I love America.

For those of you who dont know anything about Cartman, Stan and SouthPark, click here once.

For those who have no time/patience:
South Park is an animated TV series that has a satirical take on all issues(well mostly american).
Btw, americans don't get offended by god/religious jokes as long as they know its good old fashioned american humor, which pretty much encompasses all. They also don't get why some other cultures are intolerant about such issues. At least the media says so!

Shallower than thou...

Me and my friend Bipin have frequent chat sessions that are a mix of cheap gossip, friendly debates, metaphysical discussions and all of that with a lining of intellectual arrogance. I can't fit the word intelligence in there because we both know what we lack.

While chatting with him today about neo-colonialism and oil wars, we digressed into another important topic of how and what we men think of how women look. For most guys, even though many wouldn't admit it, looks matter. So to one of my statements, his retort was quite impressive:
Bipin says:
hmm...if girls were as shallow as us.....we will be single our whole lives...

Ok maybe not a well formed sentence but definitely has content. :)

We can always look at it from another perspective and be happy about it.

She is weaving a tangled web!

Here!

State of the Union

President Bush spoke about technology+economy, math, science and against isolationism!!!
After that I fell asleep. He put me to sleep rather.