Cartman and Stan on phone, not knowing who is on the other end, talking with adult voices. These are two small kids who are friends but holding opposing views after watching 'Passion of the Christ'.
Cartman: Now stop wasting Mel Gibson's time, you little pussy prick.
Stan: Don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass.
Cartman: Yah. Well, I'd like to see you try. I'm, like, 6 feet tall.
Stan: Yah. Well, you sound like a little bitch to me.
Cartman: Bitch! Don't call me bitch, bitch!
Stan: Bring it on then, bitch!
Cartman: I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch.
I like brung more than brought, thunk better than thought and truthiness better than hmm, its a new word . This is one reason why I love America.
For those of you who dont know anything about Cartman, Stan and SouthPark, click here once.
For those who have no time/patience:
South Park is an animated TV series that has a satirical take on all issues(well mostly american).
Btw, americans don't get offended by god/religious jokes as long as they know its good old fashioned american humor, which pretty much encompasses all. They also don't get why some other cultures are intolerant about such issues. At least the media says so!
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